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    massage your work colleagues?

    BBC News - Parents' concerns over Sheffield school massage classes

    "If you went into work and they asked you to massage your work colleagues you would be uncomfortable with that"

    There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.
    Ask your wife for a few tips...

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Ask your wife for a few tips...
      Wife is a figment of my imagination. I am actually a virgin. What is it like to have sex with a woman?

      Oh hang on you would not know.....

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

        There are a couple of ladies here I would like to massage. Prefrably body-to-body.
        Nice idea, but in practice you'd probably end up having to massage (or be massaged by) the tubby guy from the Infrastructure team
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
          Nice idea, but in practice you'd probably end up having to massage (or be massaged by) the tubby guy from the Infrastructure team
          Not Milan!

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            #6
            Finally the less salubrious girls from the school can come out with some skills they can use in their real life jobs in massage parlours

            there is nothing worse than paying thirty quid for a crap hand job



            apparently

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Wife is a figment of my imagination. I am actually a virgin. What is it like to have sex with a woman?

              Oh hang on you would not know.....
              Thate's not true. I heard he's still got the invoice and claimed the VAT back on it......
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Thate's not true. I heard he's still got the invoice and claimed the VAT back on it......
                Its true he paid and has the invoice. But he shot his bolt as soon as she took her top off.

                HTH

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Its true he paid and has the invoice. But he shot his bolt as soon as she took her top off.

                  HTH
                  Poor AtW. I asked for a partial refund when that happened to .....a friend of mine.

                  He said, can you let me off with the balance ? I've already given you a deposit........
                  When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                    #10
                    I've frequently massaged the necks/shoulders of colleagues, both male and female.

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