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BREAKING NEWS: Two people found alive on the stricken Italian Cruise Ship...

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    BREAKING NEWS: Two people found alive on the stricken Italian Cruise Ship...

    Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar. They've told the divers to feck off, they're all inclusive.........

    Exit located, coat donned....

    #2
    Didn't see that coming.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Didn't see that coming.
      Checking my Rep right now....

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        #4
        Originally posted by stek View Post
        Checking my Rep right now....
        And it's there, two people, makes up for Incognito's rant and neg rep about some Tory PM or whatever, I forgot already!

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          #5
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          two Glaswegians at the bar. They've told the divers to feck off, they're all inclusive.........

          Those fish bowl cocktails are just never ending.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Seems that the captain is a bit of a comedian:

            Costa Concordia Cruise Ship Disaster: Captain Says He Fell Into Lifeboat And Could Not Escape

            One of today's newspaper front-pages says he was ordered back on to the ship but refused.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Seems that the captain is a bit of a comedian:

              Costa Concordia Cruise Ship Disaster: Captain Says He Fell Into Lifeboat And Could Not Escape

              One of today's newspaper front-pages says he was ordered back on to the ship but refused.
              I've just heard he was nicknamed Captain Suity.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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