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    Man phones a toy shop..

    Man phones a toy shop:
    man: "do you have any models of Itallian cruise liners?"
    shop: "yes sir, i'll put one to one side for you"



    #2
    Good job you didn't put this in the jokes thread
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Apparently someone misheard the Captain. He only wanted his Gin and Tonic on the rocks.
      Just saying like.

      where there's chaos, there's cash !

      I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

      Lowering the tone since 1963

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        #4
        Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
        Apparently someone misheard the Captain. He only wanted his Gin and Tonic on the rocks.
        I thought he wanted a harbour wall banger? Or was that the Herald of Free Enterprise.

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          #5
          When asked why he had got into a life boat and left the ship before the passengers the captain replied: "I slipped and fell into the life boat"
          Coffee's for closers

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            When asked why he had got into a life boat and left the ship before the passengers the captain replied: "I slipped and fell into the life boat"
            Rather like going into A&E and saying "I was naked and tried to change a light bulb and slipped and....."

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              #7
              Its all kicking off at home, The newsman said 'Her massive bulk is laid on her side with a massive gash showing' and I happened to look at the wife just at the moment..... :|
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                I'm gonna buy me a ticket for the mediterranean cruise lottery, last week's was a rollover

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                  #9
                  Italian revenue inspectors want to have a word with Costa - there is a suspicion that they might be running a cruising business on the side...

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