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Do you ever do that thing...

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    Do you ever do that thing...

    Where you put some clean pants on the bathroom floor, take off your well worn pants and chuck them on the floor and then when you get out of the shower, you can't remember which are your clean pants and which are your dirty pants, so you have to resort to GUSSET SNIFFING?

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    NLUKbot database confirms new CUK record for *GUSSET SNIFFING*
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        #4
        The dirty pair are the ones that stick to your foot.

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          #5
          No I usually find the skidmarks in the dirty pair gives it away.

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            #6
            I use the wall technique before deciding whether I need a change.
            Just saying like.

            where there's chaos, there's cash !

            I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

            Lowering the tone since 1963

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              #7
              Why are you taking extra pants into the shower, are you ashamed to be naked in your own house?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Go commando and it all roam free!
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Why are you taking extra pants into the shower, are you ashamed to be naked in your own house?
                  WHS - leave the clean pants in the bedroom and the dirty pants on the bathroom floor
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    WHS - leave the clean pants in the bedroom and the dirty pants on the bathroom floor
                    I might surprise the Au Pair bending over making the bed.

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