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    Atheist Joke

    Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

    #2
    Q: What do you get when you cross an atheist and a Jehovah's Witness?
    A: Somebody who knocks on your door for no particular reason.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.
      I'm alright Jack

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        #4
        Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
        Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.
        http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...niac-joke.html
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Dyslexic devil worshipper..... sold his soul to Santa.

          Coat-Exit interface.
          Just saying like.

          where there's chaos, there's cash !

          I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

          Lowering the tone since 1963

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            Did you hear the one about the dyslexic, who didn't believe in dog.
            I went to the zoo at the weekend and the only thing they had was a dog. It was a sh1tzu.

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              #7
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              I went to the zoo at the weekend and the only thing they had was a dog. It was a sh1tzu.
              I just made people in my office laugh with this one. Thanks!

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