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Pastafarian Joke.

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    Pastafarian Joke.

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    May as well offend everyone.

    #2
    I cannelloni hope none of them are on CUK today.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      The great noodly-one will forgive...

      Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
      Anti-bedwetting advice

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        #4
        Originally posted by Notascooby View Post
        The great noodly-one will forgive...
        FSM With Cheddar?

        Wonder where he went....

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          #5
          There has to be a highly something joke there somewhere.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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