Sounds to jolt you out of a coma

[OwlHoot]

If you were in a coma, and not brain damaged or dead, what sounds would be most likely to bring you round?

I reckon soothing sounds, like a waterfall or bird song, or even your favourite sounds such as your partner's or kid's voice, might be the wrong approach as they could lull you into a contented state in which you would be even less inclined to awake.

So we're talking jarring disagreeable sounds, maybe the sound of scratching down a blackboard, or a loud door knocking noise and a shout of "Tax inspectors - Open up!".

For me the most hellish noises would probably be thumping reggae music, or the cheering and chanting of a football match. They'd probably bring me round screaming in a matter of minutes, if I wasn't completely gone.

[BrilloPad]

I would like to be read cuk postings. All those lovely people being nice to each other would be just the tonic.

Either that or the sound of sasguru being strangled for using the phrase "cretin watch" once too often.

[oracleslave]

The missus swallowed after a blowjob for the first time in 5 years last night. I wonder if it's a sign she is coming out of her coma?

[TestMangler]

The opening bars of 'Cross Eyed Mary' by Jethro Tull.

[MarillionFan]

"Hello MF. It's Kylie Minogue. I was told you were a fan and had to come and see you. Your wifes popped out for ten minutes, so it's just you and me"

Zippppppp.

[wim121]

For most men, it will be the sound of the wife pushing through a divorce and robbing him of every penny while he lays on a deathbed.


This wouldnt affect me at all though, as in the event of a coma, brain damage or paralysis above my waist, I would like to be euthanised.

[MarillionFan]

For most men, it will be the sound of the wife pushing through a divorce and robbing him of every penny while he lays on a deathbed.


This wouldnt affect me at all though, as in the event of a coma, brain damage or paralysis above my waist, I would like to be euthanised.

I can arrange that now for you if you want.

[shaunbhoy]

This wouldnt affect me at all though, as in the event of a coma, brain damage or paralysis above my waist, I would like to be euthanised

How would we know?

[d000hg]

This wouldnt affect me at all though, as in the event of a coma, brain damage or paralysis above my waist, nobody would notice the difference

FTFY