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    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

    #2
    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Ed practiced in front of the mirror for his Rowntree's Fruit pastille (TM) audition.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Freamon View Post
      "grOmit"
      Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Freamon View Post
        Moooooooooooooo!
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Freamon View Post
          "Who let the dogs out?? Whooo Whoo Whooo..."

          (trying to seem all young and hip with the kids)

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            #6
            Originally posted by Freamon View Post
            whooooooo farted?
            Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Freamon View Post
              Was this taken from the Viz "up the arse" section?

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                #8
                Do you want to see my impression of a cats bum?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Ed gets carried away watching a male porn-star on 3D TV

                  Originally posted by Freamon View Post
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
                    This is what I do to my rent boys

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