I have a pretty big cock. Even my late girlfriend used to say so.
One night she was noshing me off and she started calling it "Impaler, impaler".
I was so proud I failed to notice that was not saying that at all, and she was in fact asmatic.
Don't forget to tell your friends over a pint of squirrel infested ale tonight.
One night she was noshing me off and she started calling it "Impaler, impaler".
I was so proud I failed to notice that was not saying that at all, and she was in fact asmatic.
Don't forget to tell your friends over a pint of squirrel infested ale tonight.
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