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Just remembered this joke

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    Just remembered this joke

    I have a pretty big cock. Even my late girlfriend used to say so.
    One night she was noshing me off and she started calling it "Impaler, impaler".
    I was so proud I failed to notice that was not saying that at all, and she was in fact asmatic.





    Don't forget to tell your friends over a pint of squirrel infested ale tonight.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'm a pretty big cock.
    FTFY
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Got ripped off the other night. I bought this naughty video entitled "Jordan's 'See my dribbling ****'".

      Turns out it was about Harvey's 2nd birthday party.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I have a very small cock.
        FTFY but we know you live in a fantasy world.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          A man walks into the doctor complaining of 5 penises, and the doctor asks him how his trousers fit. Like a glove said the man.

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            #6
            A man walks into the doc's and is embarressed to find that the doc is an attractive young lady.

            Doc reassures the man then she is completely professional and will be able to sort out his problem, whatever it is, without causing him any embarresment.

            Man says, "Well Doc, the wife reckons my cock tastes funny".
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

              Man says, "Well Doc, the wife reckons my cock tastes funny".
              That reminds me of another joke which pushes decency a little further...
              Anti-bedwetting advice

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                #8
                Originally posted by Notascooby View Post
                That reminds me of another joke which pushes decency a little further...
                How does a pikey know his sister is on the blob?

                The dog's dick tastes funny.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  How does a pikey know his sister is on the blob?

                  The dog's dick tastes funny.
                  Yes - similar...
                  Anti-bedwetting advice

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                    #10
                    This is better endowed

                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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