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    Oh dear, that's blown it...

    BBC - Newsbeat - Jaime Winstone warns people about oral sex cancer risk
    Clarity is everything

    #2
    Hopefully Mrs BP won't see this. I don't want her making excuses.

    Or my mistress come to that...

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      #3
      How dangerous is kissing?


      As an aside, at the dentist's today (first time I've been to this surgery) I had to squirt my hands with their soap bottle at reception. wtf.

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        #4
        Doesn't explain things very well does it?

        If most of the victims are men,and most men are straight, then that suggests that the culprit is muff-munching.

        So how come there are not a load of lesbians with it too?

        Odd....

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Indeed.

          Most perplexing in its oddness.
          I think I could find a way to stop her talking tulip like this.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by KimberleyChris View Post
            Doesn't explain things very well does it?

            If most of the victims are men,and most men are straight, then that suggests that the culprit is muff-munching.

            So how come there are not a load of lesbians with it too?

            Odd....
            There are probably more men than lesbians who do it. Not necessarily a higher proportion, but a higher number.
            Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
              There are probably more men than lesbians who do it. Not necessarily a higher proportion, but a higher number.
              True...I hadn't thought of that.

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                When I first read of this before I watched the horrid programme on C4 (or whereever), I'd got the incorrect impression that ladies doing the Linda Lovelace would be more prone (as it were) to this.

                However, far more men are sore afflicted.

                Odd.

                And most perplexing.

                So furballs weren't the only side effect.

                Ho hum.
                So according to your interpretation, if a bloke gets sucked a couple of times a day by the lady of his choice, he's likely to get throat cancer and die somewhere in his 50s or 60s. How many men would say that that's a price worth paying?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  How dangerous is kissing?
                  What, on the mouth?
                  Job motivation: how the powerful steal from the stupid.

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                    #10
                    Coming soon to your local council:

                    The Munching Outreach Co-ordinators!

                    Seriously though...is there anything left that is safe?

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