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    One for K2P2

    The beer spa



    Not sure if it's a good idea to drink your bathwater
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    Norrahe's blog

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    "We're sorry but this site is not accessible from the UK as it is part of our international service and is not funded by the licence fee."

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      #3
      New new linky
      Last edited by norrahe; 1 February 2012, 12:30.
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        #4
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
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          #5
          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          I still prefer the tried and tested formula - ass's milk
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            #6
            Not only do they have a Beer Spa, they have a Hot Electoral Spring!!

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              #7
              Have been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night

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                #8
                They'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.

                So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...

                ...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                  They'd better change that beer water regularly - ever spilled a pint of beer in your keyboard one night, collapsed on top of it, woke up the next morning and tried to carry on questing on Azeroth only to find your WoW character curiously unresponsive.

                  So you pick up the G15 gaming keyboard, shake it upside down over your head and quelle horreur: one is bukkaka'd in a demon-like explosive ejaculate of stale, oxidised beer saturated with dead skin cells, pubic hair, dry cured kebab, pork scratchings, smegma, nostril detritus followed by a dandruff top...

                  ...oh the stench, oh the humiliation....
                  Baldrick would have added hot water and served as a cappuccino.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Have been accompanied all day by a shocking hangover. I think I may have drank a bath full of beer last night

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