Doesn't take much to get banned from Mumsnet

[gricerboy]

Thought I'd tap into some female intuition to help me patch up my rather rocky relationship with the somewhat tetchy single mum next door.

Only mentioned that I'd fashioned a sparrow out of her box bush and I was gone

[Doggy Styles]

Perhaps they see a mere sparrow as an insult for someone's garden, especially as, being such a small bird, to fashion it you'd have to remove nearly all her bush.

Why didn't you fashion a proud c0ck?

[northernladuk]

Being a complete won't help your cause either I am afraid.

[SimonMac]

So Malc is also the single mum next door?