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    St Valentines Day

    Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

    Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.

    Anyway, after the Dean and I had repaired to the pub for a few jars, we began to mull over a bad patch in my life when I was breaking up with this chick Donna.

    He said "don't be so silly love, you don't want to rake over that again" to which I replied the I'm not in love with the girl anymore.

    The things we do for love eh?

    How many did you get?
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    How many did you get?
    47. I think.

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      #3
      No, not quite that many.

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        #4
        Originally posted by pacharan View Post
        No, not quite that many.
        You forgot to mention the deans daughter.

        The Dean and I.
        Rubber Bullets.
        Donna.
        The things we do for love.
        I'm not in love.
        Last edited by Arturo Bassick; 2 February 2012, 10:11.
        Just saying like.

        where there's chaos, there's cash !

        I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

        Lowering the tone since 1963

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          #5
          Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
          You forgot to mention the deans daughter.

          The Dean and I.
          Rubber Bullets.
          Donna.
          The things we do for love.
          I'm not in love.
          Should have been posted by Minestrone too.

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            #6
            You still haven't got all of them!

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              Originally posted by pacharan View Post
              You still haven't got all of them!
              Missed Silly Love.
              Just saying like.

              where there's chaos, there's cash !

              I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

              Lowering the tone since 1963

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                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

                Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.
                Since the Dean of Salisbury Cathedral is The Very Reverend June Osborne, I suspect that this didn't really happen, did it?
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                  Well, I for one believe him. People in love do silly things.
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                    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                    Met an old mate of mine last night who is a man of the cloth.

                    Done very well starting out as an army chaplain dodging rubber bullets in Belfast and is now Dean of Salisbury Cathedral.

                    Anyway, after the Dean and I had repaired to the pub for a few jars, we began to mull over a bad patch in my life when I was breaking up with this chick Donna.

                    He said "don't be so silly love, you don't want to rake over that again" to which I replied the I'm not in love with the girl anymore.

                    The things we do for love eh?

                    How many did you get?
                    Currant Dean of Salisbury is June Osborne a WOMAN who has never been in the ARMY.



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