My hands are cold

[MarillionFan]

And I'm not sure how to warm them up. I've tried rubbing them together to warm them up but it's not worked. Short of sticking my hands down the front of my trousers to warm them up like when you were a kid stuck on a freezing cold football pitch in the middle of winter I'm at a loss on how to warm them up without being turfed out of the building by security.

Any suggestions?

[BrilloPad]

Could you warm them up in Mrs MF's muff - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muff_(handwarmer)

[Notascooby]

turn on the heating you miserable scrooge..

[MarillionFan]

turn on the heating you miserable scrooge..

I'm in the office.

[BrilloPad]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.

[Notascooby]

I'm in the office.

Hand-dryer in the bogs?

[TestMangler]

have a hand shandy. Always works for me

[MarillionFan]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.

Not very nice.

You can take that back at the CUK weigh in.

[PRC1964]

Warm them between the N*rks of the most buxom member of staff you can see*.


* Moobs do not count.

[NotAllThere]

Personally I find that the thiner and fitter I get the less I feel the cold. Try doing some exercise you f*t f**k!!

You know we love you really MF. Just being cruel to be kind.

I thought we were always being cruel to be cruel.