Dead bodies stored in cupboards on the Tube

[BrilloPad]

Dead bodies stored in cupboards on the Tube - Telegraph

"London Ambulance services have limited resources and a few years back they stopped taking anybody who’s deceased into their ambulances back to hospitals."

[PRC1964]

Talking of the tube. I thought this was brilliant. The London Underground anagram map:

[scooterscot]

Around 50 people a year kill themselves on the London Underground, equating to approximately one every week.

woah. I knew London is depressing but no idea so many people felt the same way.

[pacharan]

@Chibs on Jimmy - nice mutilation!

Sure there's a name for that move in underworld circles.

[Bumfluff]

woah. I knew London is depressing but no idea so many people felt the same way.

I saw a guy walk in front of a tube last Nov at Wembley park he was standing next to me on platform as the tube came in and just stepped out in front of it, I didn't look but I couldnt help but hear it not nice. I don't understand why you would want to do it that way at all, I mean the guy I saw do it was quite high up the platform so when he walked out the tube wasnt going that fast so he could of ended up badly injured but not dead.

[EternalOptimist]

I mean the guy I saw do it was quite high up the platform so when he walked out the tube wasnt going that fast so he could of ended up badly injured but not dead.

it was probably a cry for help

[DimPrawn]

West Ruislip = Sourish Tulip

Not half!

[BrilloPad]

I saw a guy walk in front of a tube last Nov at Wembley park he was standing next to me on platform as the tube came in and just stepped out in front of it, I didn't look but I couldnt help but hear it not nice. I don't understand why you would want to do it that way at all, I mean the guy I saw do it was quite high up the platform so when he walked out the tube wasnt going that fast so he could of ended up badly injured but not dead.

And did they put the body in a cupboard?

[vetran]

Sounds like they need flat pack coffins in each station or to offer to pay for collection.

[scooterscot]

Sounds like they need flat pack coffins in each station or to offer to pay for collection.

The trouble with these flatpack Ikea jobs is you get home and realise they don't supply the screws.