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    Ital Training

    I can't get my X reg 1.3L Moris Ital into second gear. Maybe some of you more experienced guys have a tip for engaging it?
    I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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    Originally posted by Numptycorner
    I can't get my X reg 1.3L Moris Ital into second gear. Maybe some of you more experienced guys have a tip for engaging it?
    ask it to marry you
    Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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      #3
      Get it towed to a high cliff and push it off.

      You won't have to worry about it every egain!
      Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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        #4
        ever again

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          #5
          ..you need the Ital Foundation course.

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            #6
            ...and a lump hammer.

            But you have to know how and where to hit it, which is when you need...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              My 1st car was a Morris Ital 1.7XL

              Back in the days when cars were dangerous

              Did 110mph in it once for all of about 5 seconds (It got a little unstable and I had a large bowel movement)
              Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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