Decorating the bedroom and replacing the double bed. Broken the bed up for firewood but will have to take the mattress to the dump and it is somewhat stained. I blame the missus mainly as the really obvious stain, from the colour and position, is a woman's stain my lord.
If I was married to Tracy Emin I would probably be able to sell it for £300k but I am not unfortunately. How would the brilliant CUKers cope with disposing of this mattress without embarassment?
Would any perverts want to buy it on eBay do you think?
If I was married to Tracy Emin I would probably be able to sell it for £300k but I am not unfortunately. How would the brilliant CUKers cope with disposing of this mattress without embarassment?
Would any perverts want to buy it on eBay do you think?
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