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Why are Northeners so weak-willed?

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    Why are Northeners so weak-willed?

    Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
    Why is this?
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    #2
    Does that include flouncing and bedwetting? If so you are well placed to answer your own question.
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      #3
      *sigh*

      For the similar reasons southern shandy poofs like to generalise people based on where they live!

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
        Why is this?
        Because they live for now and don't particular care about 50 years hence.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
          Why is this?
          Aren't you cold under that bridge?
          I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Over the years I've noticed that Northeners (or people of Northern origin) are more likely to overindulge in something, whether it's food, drink or fags.
            Why is this?
            Thats not weak willed it's dedication
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Why are they such blunt, miserable sods is more like the question you sglod be asking.

              Particularly people from Yorkshire.

              Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

              Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."

              Miserable barstard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                Why are they such blunt, miserable sods is more like the question you sglod be asking.

                Particularly people from Yorkshire.

                Last time Xu was there, ME and the Missus had had a pint and thence had finished I returned the empties to te bar.

                Expecting a thank-you from ze. armband, he turned to me and said "I hate it when men bring their empties back to the bar."

                Miserable barstard.
                Why is it you southerners always sound like a bunch of inbred monkeys?
                Coffee's for closers

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                  Aren't you cold under that bridge?
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                    Why is it you southerners always sound like a bunch of inbred monkeys?
                    Because we like to do impressions of your Northern monkey hangers.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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