WARNING! Level three severity alert! WARNING!

[DimPrawn]

This week's cold weather has seen the Met Office issue its first England-wide Level 3 Cold Weather Alert of the winter.

The Met Office Cold Weather Alert service supports the Cold Weather Plan developed by the Department of Health, the Health Protection Agency, blah, blah, quango, blah, nanny state.




It's winter, it will be cold.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[scooterscot]

Level 3 of ??

[eek]

The warning is for ice on untreated roads.

Give me strength.

[DimPrawn]

People are advised to stay indoors, and on no account go outside.

THERE IS GOING TO BE ICE.

Yep, ICE.

[DimPrawn]

That's frozen water to those born during the Global Warming years or educated under New Labour.

[fullyautomatix]

People are advised to stay indoors, and on no account go outside.

THERE IS GOING TO BE ICE.

Yep, ICE.

They are paid tulip load of money to do this. THey have got to show some productivity and this winter has been too mild. They have got to take advantage of some surprise snowy conditions.

[xoggoth]

Maybe I should have replaced the made in Romania retreads on my van. #1 son reports his winter tyres are brilliant but I'd rather risk serious death than spend 4x80 quid +VAT.

[NickFitz]

Level 3 of ??

Four.

[Paddy]

This week's cold weather has seen the Met Office issue its first England-wide Level 3 Cold Weather Alert of the winter.

The Met Office Cold Weather Alert service supports the Cold Weather Plan developed by the Department of Health, the Health Protection Agency, blah, blah, quango, blah, nanny state.




It's winter, it will be cold.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Have you tried calling them about global warming and there is no snow, it's an illusion.

[EternalOptimist]

when I was a kid silent movies were a thing of the past
then when I was growed up, proper liqourice was a thing of the past
next thatcher was a thing of the past
then snow was a thing of the past
then it was a hard on. a boner was a thing of the past.


just my luck that the only one to make a come-back was fkng snow