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What does Melinda Messenger know about building?

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    What does Melinda Messenger know about building?

    Yes, WHF, Cowboy Builders on...

    She knows a lot, she has 'My Builders' and she knows what an RSJ is and I have a mega-RSJ-on right now!

    But does she know about hipped roofs, and let's face it, can she bleed a radiator?


    #2
    Sexist!
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      can she bleed a radiator
      I expect she could drain your system and flush your pipes without batting an eyelid.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Wasn't her husband a builder who now runs a electronics company? Bet she picked up a few tips!
        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          #5
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          Wasn't her husband a builder who now runs a electronics company? Bet she picked up a few tips!
          Pretty nice tips they are too!

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            #6
            Melinda Messenger? What does she know about building?

            FUCTIFINO but she builds a tent every time I wake up thinking about her.

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              #7
              What does Melinda Messenger know about building?

              Waddaya mean? She's highly skilled at instigating erections.


              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                The actress Hedy Lamarr helped design the first missile guidance system.
                ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                  #9
                  Sarah Beeny knows alot about building and she has a lovely rack. No wonder she is always pregnant.

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                    #10
                    What does she need to know about building? MM mmmmmmmm. (back in 5)
                    Just saying like.

                    where there's chaos, there's cash !

                    I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

                    Lowering the tone since 1963

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