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    OAP Bonking

    TFFT
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Which one of the 2 in the picture is you?
    If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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      #3
      I avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Now, to simulate sex with a 70 odd year old woman, try separating the two halves of a cheese toastie
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          I avoid thelocal threads on the Englishforum.ch, I'm certainly not going to look at them here.
          Its okay, I see that its the same people as toytowngermany.com. Do you get as many twats on the Swiss one as the German one?
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            As an OAP, I find it very difficult. I am short sited and have difficulty in even finding the slot so I usually I pop a finger in first. I have seen some people use machines to help them in the activity. As for online activities I am worried about viruses. Then there is the cost, last time it cost me £40… sorry I though it was OAP Banking… I’ll go and have a cup of tea now.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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