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    curiosity counts - 58% of women from a survey of 5,000 cyclists said...

    58% of women from a survey of 5,000 cyclists said they would choose cycling over sex if they had to abandon one of these two pleasures for a month.
    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

    #2
    Well I suppose one of those activities is two tyring.

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      That's very ambiguous. Choose to abandon, or choose to keep?

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        #4
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        That's very ambiguous. Choose to abandon, or choose to keep?
        To keep:

        Female Cyclists Say They'd Give Up Sex Before Biking : TreeHugger

        In the next issue of Bicycling Magazine (March 2012), 58% of women from a survey of 5,000 cyclists said they would choose cycling over sex if they had to abandon one of these two pleasures for a month.

        “The results of our Reader’s Choice poll provide an intriguing glimpse at just how much cyclists love to ride – sometimes even preferring it to sex,” said a press release on the survey.

        But then again, 50% of males said they'd also prefer to give up sex for a month rather than riding their bike.
        "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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          #5
          Two nuns cyling down the road

          Nun 1: Do you come this way often?

          Nun 2: Oh yes, it must be the cobbles.

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            #6
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Two nuns cyling down the road

            Nun 1: Do you come this way often?

            Nun 2: Oh yes, it must be the cobbles.
            Two nuns in a bath.

            One says where's the soap?

            The other says "it does, doesn't it ?!"

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              #7
              I'm always on the lookout for lady cyclists.

              Always up for a bit of cameltoe

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                #8
                Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                Two nuns in a bath.

                One says where's the soap?

                The other says "it does, doesn't it ?!"
                Ah Pete Tong's favourite joke. Says it all really.
                "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by pacharan View Post
                  Two nuns in a bath.

                  One says where's the soap?

                  The other says "it does, doesn't it ?!"
                  You used that last week and I still don't get it.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Wasn't there a space core directive about sniffing the saddle of the womans exercise bike?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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