Topless cleaner

[aussielong]

One of my neighbours is a retired private detective. He gets a topless cleaner to clean his house for 4 hours per week. Apparently he sits there with his hands behind his head and watches her. She actually makes a good job of the cleaning too.

I know this because her boyfriend strolled down and was chatting to me while I was having a beer outside my local. He stressed "no sex though..and I told her if she gets back on the gear i'm off". Which was a relief.

[kaiser78]

One of my neighbours is a retired private detective. He gets a topless cleaner to clean his house for 4 hours per week. Apparently he sits there with his hands behind his head and watches her. She actually makes a good job of the cleaning too.

I know this because her boyfriend strolled down and was chatting to me while I was having a beer outside my local. He stressed "no sex though..and I told her if she gets back on the gear i'm off". Which was a relief.

relief in what way ??

[BrilloPad]

Don't some women hire naked male cleaners? I can't google it from work.

[Churchill]

Don't some women hire naked male cleaners? I can't google it from work.

But you want to, don't you?

[BrilloPad]

But you want to, don't you?

When I told you that I told you to keep it to yourself!

BTW are you still doing the naked cleaning for CM?

[Churchill]

When I told you that I told you to keep it to yourself!

BTW are you still doing the naked cleaning for CM?

What happens behind closed doors...

[TheFaQQer]

What happens behind closed doors...

... is usually on a webcam somewhere.

[Churchill]

... is usually on a webcam somewhere.

My IP address is 127.0.0.1

[d000hg]

My IP address is 127.0.0.1

WTF are you doing on my network!

[scooterscot]

Here's Churchhill's cleaner