How to eat kippers

[EternalOptimist]

Women eh ?
havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

So for any women here -

Fry them for 30 mins if they are fresh, boil in the bag for 15 minutes if prepacked.

lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.
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[cojak]

I like a poached egg on top of mine...

[SimonMac]

Women eh ?
havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

So for any women here -

Fry them for 30 mins if they are fresh, boil in the bag for 15 minutes if prepacked.

lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.
eat in silence whilst watching the news on BBC


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Heathen!

[gingerjedi]

Do they still serve them in schools? I would image they'd be as popular as they were back in my day.

[Arturo Bassick]

Women eh ?
havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

So for any women here -

Fry them for 30 mins if they are fresh, boil in the bag for 15 minutes if prepacked.

lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.
eat in silence whilst watching the news on BBC


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I do like to fork the flesh from the bones before trying to eat mine.

[d000hg]

lightly butter two slices of bread. Place the kippers on the bread, sprinkle with pepper and a small dab of tomato ketchup.

WTF are you on about?! You put them on a plate with bread&butter on a separate side plate. As for ketchup - you should be hung!

[Lockhouse]

I always grill mine and have them with fried mushrooms and tomatoes and slices of brown bread and butter.

[BrilloPad]

I get the butler to remove the bones before I eat them.

[Bacchus]

Women eh ?
havn't got a bloomin clue how to eat kippers.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

eat in silence whilst watching the news on BBC


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I think I can spot a flaw in your outburst...

[Bacchus]

I like a poached egg on top of mine...

So do I !

With a slice of buttered wholemeal bread

Heaven!

And agree with all the "ketchup = heathen" comments. KETCHUP??????