A sad story

[MarillionFan]

I was out in town last week when I bumped into an old school friend of mine. Not seen him for a few years and it was good to see Will. He'd recently fallen on a bit of bad luck, hospital followed by a stint inside.

I pressed him a little and he told me a sad story. He'd been sun bathing naked in his back garden(which was quite secluded) and he'd been day dreaming about some young tooty he knew. Anyway he'd become aroused and being a rather well hung chap his 'member' was poking over the fence. His neighbour a young lass was out gardening and unbeknown to him suffered from Ophidiophobia. Anyway she saw it over the fence, screamed and hit it with a rake cutting off most of his old fella. Needless to say hospital and a messy court case followed.

He wants to know whether he can sue for
Compensation?

[Churchill]

I was out in town last week when I bumped into an old school friend of mine. Not seen him for a few years and it was good to see Will. He'd recently fallen on a bit of bad luck, hospital followed by a stint inside.

I pressed him a little and he told me a sad story. He'd been sun bathing naked in his back garden(which was quite secluded) and he'd been day dreaming about some young tooty he knew. Anyway he'd become aroused and being a rather well hung chap his 'member' was poking over the fence. His neighbour a young lass was out gardening and unbeknown to him suffered from Ophidiophobia. Anyway she saw it over the fence, screamed and hit it with a rake cutting off most of his old fella. Needless to say hospital and a messy court case followed.

He wants to know whether he can sue for
Compensation?

Not a patch on Wilmslow, give it up.

[suityou01]

I was out in town last week when I bumped into an old school friend of mine. Not seen him for a few years and it was good to see Will. He'd recently fallen on a bit of bad luck, hospital followed by a stint inside.

I pressed him a little and he told me a sad story. He'd been sun bathing naked in his back garden(which was quite secluded) and he'd been day dreaming about some young tooty he knew. Anyway he'd become aroused and being a rather well hung chap his 'member' was poking over the fence. His neighbour a young lass was out gardening and unbeknown to him suffered from Ophidiophobia. Anyway she saw it over the fence, screamed and hit it with a rake cutting off most of his old fella. Needless to say hospital and a messy court case followed.

He wants to know whether he can sue for
Compensation?

"Friend" eh stumpy?

[Churchill]

"Friend" eh stumpy?

He's just laying the groundwork for when he finally meets MaryPoppins...

[suityou01]

He's just laying the groundwork for when he finally meets MaryPoppins...

Managing expectations eh?

It's not an acorn, there was this terribe horticultural accident

[TimberWolf]

How's big Willy Justin doing now?

[BrilloPad]

I was out in town last week when I bumped into an old school friend of mine. Not seen him for a few years and it was good to see Will. He'd recently fallen on a bit of bad luck, hospital followed by a stint inside.

I pressed him a little and he told me a sad story. He'd been sun bathing naked in his back garden(which was quite secluded) and he'd been day dreaming about some young tooty he knew. Anyway he'd become aroused and being a rather well hung chap his 'member' was poking over the fence. His neighbour a young lass was out gardening and unbeknown to him suffered from Ophidiophobia. Anyway she saw it over the fence, screamed and hit it with a rake cutting off most of his old fella. Needless to say hospital and a messy court case followed.

He wants to know whether he can sue for
Compensation?

He should have got it sewn back on and done a Wayne Bobbit. I think Wayne made alot of money doin pron?

[Freamon]

it was good to see Will.

Is his full name William Martin Slow, or Will M Slow for short?

[SimonMac]

I was out in town last week when I bumped into an old school friend .......

I stopped reading after this, we all know MF doesn't have any friends

[Old Greg]

That rules out MF as the mystery creator of amusing sockies.