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    Excellent news just recieved in my e-mail

    My Dear,

    How are you doing? I know that this will be a pleasant surprise to you
    because you were not expecting it. I have instructed my Lawyer in
    London, Barrister Kelvin Wesi to release $1,500,000.00 to you for your
    compensation for your assistant in the past which later failed. Write
    him now through his Email ([email protected] ) for him to
    release the money to you.

    Regards,
    Michael Attah
    I wonder if this is an associate of that nice Mr Jacob M'Bungu who promised me a large sum of money last year?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    BOOMED.

    Get right in there.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      I wonder if this is an associate of that nice Mr Jacob M'Bungu who promised me a large sum of money last year?
      Either MarillionFart or RottenLadUk
      <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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        #4
        Why is this thread-worthy?

        If I posted all the shady nigerian scammer emails I got over the years we'd be here all week.

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          #5
          Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
          Why is this thread-worthy?

          If I posted all the shady nigerian scammer emails I sent over the years we'd be here all week.
          FTFY
          Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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            #6
            Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
            Why is this thread-worthy?
            This is CUK General.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by jmo21 View Post
              If I posted all the shady nigerian scammer emails I got over the years we'd be here all week.
              We are. Get yourself a cup of tea or coffee, relax and make youself comfortable.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by petergriffin View Post
                Either MarillionFart or RottenLadUk
                Comedy genius
                In Scooter we trust

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Spartan View Post
                  Comedy genius
                  Thanks, I woukd like to dedicate this award to all MF's sockies who have provided me with priceless entertainment and bowel movements!
                  <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I wonder if this is an associate of that nice Mr Jacob M'Bungu who promised me a large sum of money last year?
                    You could do what this guy did:

                    BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Turning the tables on Nigeria's e-mail conmen
                    And on the eighth day God said, "Okay, Murphy, you're in charge!"

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