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    Dumb email

    Originally posted by some silly email list
    Do Some Of Our Emails Wind Up in Your Spam/Junk Mail Folder?
    Hi,
    Do we have communications issues?
    Our goal at Career Confidential is to arm you with all the information you need for your successful job search.

    But we're afraid you might be missing out on some important emails.

    Click this link for easy instructions to make sure you're getting all our email communication: Email Whitelist Instructions

    You'll find "how tos" for every email system.
    Find yours, follow the step-by-step directions, and you're all set.
    What's wrong with this picture?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    Jesus would have to be an X shaped chicken?

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      What's wrong with this picture?
      It's bereft of a Nigerian scammer?
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post

        What's wrong with this picture?
        er, what picture? Is that what's wrong with it - There isn't a picture?
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Got it!

          Jesus the chicken would have needed to have a fretsaw in there with him, because the cross on the floor was kicked out in one piece.

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            #6
            Mmmm this thread is making me hungry for chocolate.

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              #7
              It's not dissimilar to the fire alarm test at one clientco which rang the sirens, followed by an automated announcement (through the same system) proclaiming: "If you haven't heard this test, please contact facilities management on..."

              Er...

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