A first for 2012

[pacharan]

Had lunch in the garden.

I had a chicken and apricot pie and the Missus had a lardy cake.

She also had to flop one of her baps out to feed little Barry.

Judging from the way the curtains were trembling the old boy next door had a good eyeful too

[northernladuk]

Maybe I am not totally accustomed to the banter in General but seriously.. does anyone GAS?

[fullyautomatix]

Maybe I am not totally accustomed to the banter in General but seriously.. does anyone GAS?

There is a reason he has a reputation as a shower of tulip. Ignore him and he will go away somewhere else to enhance his sad pathetic life.

[wim121]

Very nice pach, where do you live to enjoy that? Up here in the nawf, it's still quite chilly!

[TimberWolf]

Weather peeps said it was 10C today, but it felt warm and springlike in the glorious sunshine.

[BrilloPad]

Judging from the way the curtains were trembling the old boy next door had a good eyeful too

Maybe I am not totally accustomed to the banter in General but seriously.. does anyone GAS?

Indeed NKUK. Pacharan must have a very odd neighbour.

[d000hg]

Got a nice bottle of white from Sonoma (California) last summer... reserved for the first warm spring day we can sit and enjoy it outside.

[Doggy Styles]

I agree Pacharan, lovely day, and to boot I had a little adventure on my jog around the fields and footpaths.

An elderly gentleman in a motorised wheelchair had decided to go "off road", and had got himself stuck in a shallow ditch. His elderly wife, who summoned me to help as I ran past, said he got the idea from TV. Top Gear I believe, they recently ran an item on just such a thing.

He was a heavy old boy, and so was the wheelchair, so after much grunting and heaving we got him out of the wheelchair and, as she held him up, I manouvred and drove it onto safer ground. We then had to manouvre him to a spot where I could drive the wheelchair up behind him and scoop him in, which we accomplished successfully.

The funny thing was he had a Golden Labrador with him which became very aroused by all the goings-on, which I though was very strange.

[pacharan]

I agree Pacharan, lovely day, and to boot I had a little adventure on my jog around the fields and footpaths.

An elderly gentleman in a motorised wheelchair had decided to go "off road", and had got himself stuck in a shallow ditch. His elderly wife, who summoned me to help as I ran past, said he got the idea from TV. Top Gear I believe, they recently ran an item on just such a thing.

He was a heavy old boy, and so was the wheelchair, so after much grunting and heaving we got him out of the wheelchair and, as she held him up, I manouvred and drove it onto safer ground. We then had to manouvre him to a spot where I could drive the wheelchair up behind him and scoop him in, which we accomplished successfully.

The funny thing was he had a Golden Labrador with him which became very aroused by all the goings-on, which I though was very strange.

Welcome back Gricer!

[pacharan]

Very nice pach, where do you live to enjoy that? Up here in the nawf, it's still quite chilly!

Midsomer Norton Wimmy.

Claims to game:

Roald Dahl used to sell kerosene in the High Street and Evelyn Waugh used to holiday here with his maiden aunties.