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    Same old same old

    Immigrants
    Tax
    Islam
    BBC
    Blair
    Brown
    Houses
    Pedants
    Daleks


    There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....

    #2
    Tescos - GRRRRRRRRRR!

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      #3
      Hose pipe bans!

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        #4
        Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

        Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

        Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

        And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

        And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

        Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn
          Immigrants
          Tax
          Islam
          BBC
          Blair
          Brown
          Houses
          Pedants
          Daleks


          There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
          Don't forget the giant alien lizards. Wouldn't want to think you is Dalek-ist.

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            #6
            Be Part of the Problem

            Originally posted by hyperD
            Let's upgrade that to a drought order.

            Thanks to leaks: Thames Water loses 200 million gallons of water every day because of leaks.

            Top tip for water companies: As you have a fixed price turnover, simply reduce operating costs to increase profits for shareholders. And massage your PR figures to imply that 2005 was the driest time since 1895.

            And don't mention uncontrolled immigration in the South East...because you'll be branded a racist.

            And certainly don't mention the fact that the levels in most of rivers in the South East are absolutely fine.

            Compulsory water meters? Heaven's sake: why affect the profit margins...
            Time to buy some water company shares and join the party methinks.

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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Is it coz I is green?
              You look more khaki to me, or is that just the lighting?

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn
                Immigrants
                Tax
                Islam
                BBC
                Blair
                Brown
                Houses
                Pedants
                Daleks


                There, now I can get back to work until some new topics come up.....
                They must be missing Janey, bless 'em

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                  #9
                  Oh no, you had to mention you know who.

                  Que sasguru and the other besotted saddos.

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                    #10
                    Bleedin' dust on camera sensors .... aaarrrrghhhh.

                    Bleedin' gear obsessed amateur photographers .... aarrrggghhh.

                    Time to go for a run ...

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