Did you have a nice weekend?

[BrilloPad]

Did you have a nice weekend?

On the minus side I was recovering from falling off my bike on Thursday night. And while collecting my 19 year old mistress I ran into the back of another car in my hurry to get home. But it was all worthwhile after I watched her and Mrs BP getting it on before we had sex. And I came all over both their faces.....

[SimonMac]

I had a great weekend, the youngest's birthday so went to see Sesame Street Live and then watched the worse Arsenal team in 15 years, spank the best Tottenham team in 50 years!

[The Spartan]

All about the rugby for me, I'm sat here in work with smugest of grins on my face. Not a bad weekend for sport in Wales apart from Cardiff just missing out on the Carling Cup

[doomage]

Did you have a nice weekend?

On the minus side I was recovering from falling off my bike on Thursday night. And while collecting my 19 year old mistress I ran into the back of another car in my hurry to get home. But it was all worthwhile after I watched her and Mrs BP getting it on before we had sex. And I came all over both their faces.....

You ride a bike?

[OwlHoot]

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(DOH! Just laboriously "explained" a joke)

[Spacecadet]

10 seconds before this thread gets deleted or moved to LR.

Ironically, thats twice as long as BP lasted

[Mich the Tester]

All about the rugby for me, I'm sat here in work with smugest of grins on my face. Not a bad weekend for sport in Wales apart from Cardiff just missing out on the Carling Cup

Yes, I bet you're Smugley Smugson from Llansmug today. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[BrilloPad]

Ironically, thats twice as long as BP lasted

I have retarded ejaculation. Annoying for me but nice for the ladies.

[BrilloPad]

You ride a bike?

Yes. I cycle to and from work. I am training for an iron man in August.

[MarillionFan]

Yes. I cycle to and from work. I am training for an iron man in August.

You are David Starkey and I claim my five silverage comics.