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What do you call your old chap?

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    What do you call your old chap?

    My old man is a funny one - he's very particular about the correct naming of his 'lad'.

    When it's in its resplendent form (rare enough now days), I have to address it as Ozymandias. But when quiescent we call it Uncle Wrinkle, after the New Cross Chinese take away. I have even caught him on his own hunching over CUK talking to 'My Precious', but I'm never quite sure what he's referring to.

    So what do you call your / your old man's little fella?

    #2
    My Precious? He's obviously playing with his ring.
    Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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      #3
      Goliath.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        The purple-headed gut rummager..............
        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          sasguru.

          aka massive cockhead.

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            #6
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            The purple-headed gut rummager..............
            I think we met in the gents at Exeter St. David's back before I'd had my surgery.

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              #7
              Shep.

              As in 'down, Shep!´
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Shep.

                As in 'down, Shep!´
                Do you cry a lot since it died?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    I usually refer to masturbating as "a stroke of genius"
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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