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    Cyclist twat

    Was driving to work this morning along a two lane road with one lane as a bus lane. The non bus lane wasn't moving and the bus lane was empty except for a solitary cycist. So I went up the bus lane behind him. Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.

    So this guy wanted to have a whole lane to himself at morning rush, I should have ran over the odious twat.

    Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.


    #2
    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Was driving to work this morning along a two lane road with one lane as a bus lane. The non bus lane wasn't moving and the bus lane was empty except for a solitary cycist. So I went up the bus lane behind him. Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.

    So this guy wanted to have a whole lane to himself at morning rush, I should have ran over the odious twat.

    Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.

    I think you should go to the police and report him, see what happens.
    Just saying like.

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      #3
      So he's in the wrong because you went in the wrong lane? Says all we need to know about you really.
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        #4
        You're likely to have been clocked by a camera. Expect a £65 fine in the post.

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          #5
          I couldn't agree more Russ.

          Probably a lefty car hating council. Where are you Plymouth?

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            #6
            Originally posted by russell View Post
            Halfway up the road he notices me and stops get of his bike and starts shouting abuse saying I should merge into the non moving queue. I told him to go F off and eventually he went.
            I am a cyclist myself - but he should have minded his own business. You were not affected him so why should he care?

            Originally posted by russell View Post
            Bus lanes on a two lane road are a disgrace, there is probably 1 bus/bike to every 100 cars yet they get 50% of that bit of road.
            I think the idea is to discourage car usage. But as I neither use a car or bus at rush hour I don't care.

            BTW did the bus lane have cameras? Sometimes buses carry cameras too....

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              #7
              Okay cyclists are twats, I agree, but in this case you were the twat.
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                #8
                I especially dislike cyclists who don't wear lights when it's dark - and there are a staggering amount of them.

                I don't care if i run you over and kill you mate, i just don't want to have to go to court and explain to a judge that you were too stupid to use lights.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  You're likely to have been clocked by a camera. Expect a £65 fine in the post.
                  There are no cameras, I go down that lane all the time when its busy. Im not sitting in a line of traffic like all the other lemons while there is an empty lane right next to me. If the police stop I would say noone was letting me in.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by russell View Post
                    There are no cameras, I go down that lane all the time when its busy. Im not sitting in a line of traffic like all the other lemons while there is an empty lane right next to me. If the police stop I would say noone was letting me in.
                    you are such a badass
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