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The official ask the mods to ban you so you can get some work done thread

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    The official ask the mods to ban you so you can get some work done thread

    Especially for sasguru. Although I'm sure we've all thought it at some point.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Can we nominate someone else to be banned on our behalf?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Can we nominate someone else to be banned on our behalf?
      It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?
        "During the parts of your contract where you are required to behave like a cretin you may sub-contrct to another party as long as the username begins with s. And has 7 letters. And is at least as cretinous as you"

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          #5
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          It depends, what does your contract say about right of substitution?
          You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to doodab again.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            #6
            I've always found just saying outloud COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS does the job nicely.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS
              And a GSOH... so you may not need a replacement banjo string, if you're lucky.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                I've always found just saying outloud COJAK HAS A BIG BUM AND SMALL NORKS does the job nicely.

                Nothing wrong with a big bum at all. Especially those big pert ones with large hips, mmmmmm ......

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