A friend of mine says 'giving the old chap a gallop'.
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What euphemism do you use for a shag?
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"Mowing the Lawn"
You know you will have to get around to doing it sometime... you just keep putting it off cos there's always something good on tellyHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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To the OH or to other people?
To the OH, probably "fancy a bit" or any mixture of thrusting/gestures.
To other people, would just say in bed, however I dont discuss my sex life with everyone ....Comment
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I can tell you what MF's daughter calls it."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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With or without consent?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWith or without consent?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostNever had a refusal so I wouldn't know.Comment
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To the wife its the Belushi eyebrow gesture (never works she is classy like that). That's all you are getting.
Now you have the start of a good NSFW thread. What acceptable (conversational not your granny) Euphemisms can we use for the act of copulation?
Bonus points for other acts performed with more than one in the room (sorry choking the chicken or disciplining the monkey is out).
Highest accepted number before ban or move to light relief. Mods please play nicely.
I'll start:
Beast with two backs.
On the nest.
Horizontal Samba / Rumba /waltz. (age & situation dependant)
Hiding the pork sword.
Hunt the sausage.
Slip her the sausage/sword.
Raising the Jolly Roger.
Rodeo time.
Special cuddle.
Special time.
Taking time.
Do the deed.
Give the dog a bone.
Home base/run.
go all the way.
Shall we go upstairs? (eyebrows optional).
'Jump'
And the winner is :
http://gregology.net/reference/sextionary/Last edited by vetran; 28 February 2012, 23:33.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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