How old are you?

[Robinho]

It dawned on me yesterday that you're all probably old, overweight, balding, impotent gits.

So let's have a thread to confirm this.

[DimPrawn]

I'll save a click.

Yes.

BUT, hung like a donkey with > £1M in the bank.

So you.

[Robinho]

What the use in having a donkey dick if you're impotent though?

It's like an inbuilt wind sock - handy if you're a pilot i suppose.

[mudskipper]

Why do the iterations get progressively larger?
What if I'm under 22?
Which option do I select if I'm 40 or 50?
What does it matter anyway?

Fail poll.

[BrilloPad]

It dawned on me yesterday that you're all probably old, overweight, balding, impotent gits.

So let's have a thread to confirm this.

I am very old (48). But I have an athletic figure(training for iron man in August), a full head of hair (which is brown when I dye it), and I am impotent only because Mrs BP insists.....

[Old Greg]

Why do the iterations get progressively larger?
What if I'm under 22?
Which option do I select if I'm 40 or 50?
What does it matter anyway?

Fail poll.

+1. I'm 35 1/2.

[Lockhouse]

I'm 50 later this year. Not bad for my age (so my wife tells me), young at heart.

[ChimpMaster]

I'm 50 later this year. Not bad for my age (so my wife tells me), young at heart.

I feel 50

[ZuiderZee]

I feel 50

I feel like Methuselah.

[VirtualMonkey]

I'm 37 but get told I look much younger.
Keep in shape and starting to go silver on my temples.