For that last ban! You set off a chain of events. 
Firstly being banned, meant that yesterday I didn't go into my office at home.
Because I didn't go into my office at home I went into the kitchen first.
Because I went into the kitchen first I flicked open Mrs MF's laptop
On Mrs MF's internet explorer was facebook which was open.
There was a thread about Feb 29th and what a tulip I was because after 12 years together we were still not married.
Jokingly I added in an 'entry' under her name
Four minutes later the phone rang and it was her best friend congratulating her.
She went downstairs, read the message, I started laughing & she got upset.
My daughter came in asked mummy why she was upset and got told why.
So my daughter asked me to marry mummy & eventually I landed up getting down on one knee.
I am now engaged to be married.
That's your bloody fault that is!
Firstly being banned, meant that yesterday I didn't go into my office at home.
Because I didn't go into my office at home I went into the kitchen first.
Because I went into the kitchen first I flicked open Mrs MF's laptop
On Mrs MF's internet explorer was facebook which was open.
There was a thread about Feb 29th and what a tulip I was because after 12 years together we were still not married.
Jokingly I added in an 'entry' under her name
Four minutes later the phone rang and it was her best friend congratulating her.
She went downstairs, read the message, I started laughing & she got upset.
My daughter came in asked mummy why she was upset and got told why.
So my daughter asked me to marry mummy & eventually I landed up getting down on one knee.
I am now engaged to be married.
That's your bloody fault that is!
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