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MarillionFan
1st March 2012, 22:32
I have run out of alcohol in the house.

Bollocks. :facepalm:

Cliphead
1st March 2012, 22:33
I have run out of alcohol in the house.

Bollocks. :facepalm:

Have some of mine :cheers:

MarillionFan
1st March 2012, 22:34
Have some of mine :cheers:

I've got some white spirit in the garage. I wonder if I can mix it with ice?

eek
1st March 2012, 22:37
The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?

MarillionFan
1st March 2012, 22:39
The pubs are still open for another 25 minutes. What's you problem?

I'd have to get dressed.

Cliphead
1st March 2012, 22:40
I'd have to get her dressed.

:spel

Pondlife
1st March 2012, 22:43
HTF do you run out of alcohol?

You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.

Doggy Styles
1st March 2012, 22:54
I've got loads. But I'm not thirsty.

Er, that didn't help did it. :laugh

Zippy
1st March 2012, 23:24
HTF do you run out of alcohol?

You're a contractor man. Just pop down to the cellar and wipe the dust off a bottle.

send ones butler :spel

kingcook
1st March 2012, 23:37
I have run out of alcohol in the house.

Bollocks. :facepalm:

Me too... about 10 mins ago :cry2:

Scrag Meister
2nd March 2012, 08:34
You should have come to the Counting House, there was plenty there. :cheers:

eek
2nd March 2012, 08:37
Surely running out of alcohol shows the following:-

1) inability to accurately estimate
2) inability to provide complete risk assessments (see 1).
3) inability to delegate

And I'm sure I've missed a few items off the list. Call yourself a (actually what exactly do you call yourself apart from SY01 slightly more competent cousin)?

psychocandy
2nd March 2012, 09:25
:facepalm:
I have run out of alcohol in the house.

Bollocks. :facepalm: