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Help i have no idea how to deal with this... Regarding dp beyond drunk, A bit gross | Mumsnet Discussion

[AtW]

That's CUK spring break...

[NotAllThere]

Aside from Trainspotting, and some american getting follow-through after getting drunk on Guinness, I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves when drunk.

[SueEllen]

That's CUK spring break...

I'm banned from there.

[eek]

Aside from Trainspotting, and some american getting follow-through after getting drunk on Guinness, I've never heard of anyone crapping themselves when drunk.

I think it requires a lot of drink by which time most people would have been unconscious.

[SimonMac]

Sorry but I am reading Dp as double penetration, I guess all those mums could lead me astray

[scooterscot]

Get the video camera out and project the results outside for all his work colleagues to see.

[oscarose]

I think it requires a lot of drink by which time most people would have been unconscious.

There was a bloke down our local who crapped himself regularly and eventually got banned from the pub. Died a few months ago of liver failure. Only in his mid 40's too.

[SimonMac]

Get the video camera out and project the results outside for all his work colleagues to see.

I thought the usual thing to do is rub his nose in it till he learns to be house trained

[OwlHoot]

Sorry but I am reading Dp as double penetration, I guess all those mums could lead me astray

I read it as DimPrawn - Are we seeing an unfamiliar side to him when the gold price takes a sudden dip?