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Olympics Diversity Training

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    Olympics Diversity Training

    It has begun

    Diversity training pamphlet for Olympic volunteers asks: Where are the loos? - answer: Are you a man? | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    I know someone volunteering, I'll ask them about this...
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      4. Disability You are stopped by two spectators. Your attention was drawn by the man as he called over to you politely from a short distance away. The man is accompanied by a lady in a wheelchair. She has a speech impairment and speaks very quietly. She is asking you a question but you are finding it very difficult to understand her.

      What do you do?
      a) Turn to the non-disabled man and ask him what she is saying.
      b) Tell her politely that you are unable to understand her, and you are very sorry, but you need to be at your team briefing in two minutes.
      c) Tell her that unfortunately you are unable to understand her, and ask if there is anything you can do to help her communicate with you.



      1. c), 2. a), 3. b), 4. b), 5. a), 6. b)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        4. Disability You are stopped by two spectators. Your attention was drawn by the man as he called over to you politely from a short distance away. The man is accompanied by a lady in a wheelchair. She has a speech impairment and speaks very quietly. She is asking you a question but you are finding it very difficult to understand her.

        What do you do?
        a) Turn to the non-disabled man and ask him what she is saying.
        b) Tell her politely that you are unable to understand her, and you are very sorry, but you need to be at your team briefing in two minutes.
        c) Tell her that unfortunately you are unable to understand her, and ask if there is anything you can do to help her communicate with you.



        1. c), 2. a), 3. b), 4. b), 5. a), 6. b)

        d) Punch the bloke really hard, push her out of the wheelchair and run of with it. Sell it the next night in the pub for 200 smackers, sorted. Volunteering does pay...
        e) Tell her that the paralympics doesn't start for another 4 weeks
        f) 'Wibble, wibble, me no unnerstan. Speakie no English...'
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Are there separate facilities for guinea pigs?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            Are there separate facilities for guinea pigs?
            you'll find those next to the Peruvian team quarters
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              And some olympic advice from news thump :-

              Team GB should avoid fisting, claim experts

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