Show pedigree breeding is for tulips, not dogs | Gerhard Oechtering | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk
How does one judge a tulip?
How does one judge a tulip?
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Stench, colour, consistency and volume are the normal metrics I believe.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Does it matter if it came from a gay person? i.e. if it has a dimple in the end.....Originally posted by doodab View PostComment
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If it looks like a chocolate éclair you have problems.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Simple, you put it on a website and get the public to vote: Rate My Poo *Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
* Warning for the hard of thinking. The above website may not be suitable for viewing while at a client site.Comment
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