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Just for the Lulz
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Not as funny as the recording of the conference call of the elite crime fighting international police divisions."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon -
Originally posted by Freamon View PostNot as funny as the recording of the conference call of the elite crime fighting international police divisions.
They probably think FBI will retain them as special agents, but FBI is way past it and it's the first guys who get taken who get some kind of deal if they can lead FBI to the rest.
I wonder if their UK lawyers try to claim they got Aspergers...Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostDo you think it's worth doing it and go to jail for many years, possibly in USA and wrecking young life totally with criminal conviction in it?
They probably think FBI will retain them as special agents, but FBI is way past it and it's the first guys who get taken who get some kind of deal if they can lead FBI to the rest.
I wonder if their UK lawyers try to claim they got Aspergers...
Shhhhh. Don't mention Aspergers. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostShhhhh. Don't mention Aspergers. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
Makes more ****ing sense to me than ****ing AspergersComment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostDo you think it's worth doing it and go to jail for many years, possibly in USA and wrecking young life totally with criminal conviction in it?
They probably think FBI will retain them as special agents, but FBI is way past it and it's the first guys who get taken who get some kind of deal if they can lead FBI to the rest.
I wonder if their UK lawyers try to claim they got Aspergers..."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Originally posted by Freamon View PostThe point is that for every 1 teenage aspie arrested by the UK plod there are 20 crafty russians (like you I suppose, but with less squirrel fixations and higher profits) systematically defrauding various online individuals and organisations making millions that the police appear completely oblivious of.
Very soon US will classify cyber attacks on its infrastucture as act of war - this means countries that don't give a tulip about their citizens doing it will have to accept responsibility for their actions or change their approach.
Meanwhile some guy who admitted guilt is still free by claiming he has got Aspengers and most likely using legal aid to avoid justice. His soul buddies really fooked him over now because with so many high profile hacks there will certainly be a flow of UK citizens going right to US and he'll soon join them.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThese haxx0r d00ds are so hardcore they eat convicted felons for breakfast
Oh, hang on…Comment
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