How do you dispose of a 30 tonne whale?

**FiveTimes** · 7 March 2012, 08:31

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BBC News - Dead whale moved from Skegness beach

In skegness that is a classified as a luxury and will be served with chips. It'll be gone in a matter of hours.

**MarillionFan** · 7 March 2012, 08:32

American Style.

The famous exploding whale of Oregon.

Oregon's Exploding Whale - 2002 KATU (abridged update) - YouTube

**Spacecadet** · 7 March 2012, 08:37

Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BBC News - Dead whale moved from Skegness beach

Phone the council, they'll pop round and pick up larger items for free

**MarillionFan** · 7 March 2012, 08:38

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Phone the council, they'll pop round and pick up larger items for free

Put a bike lock on it and leave it unattended in a street in Liverpool.

**Churchill** · 7 March 2012, 08:39

250,000 cats.

**Spacecadet** · 7 March 2012, 08:46

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

250,000 cats.

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

**BrilloPad** · 7 March 2012, 08:50

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

How do you dispose of 250,000 cats?

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1498304

HTH

**oracleslave** · 7 March 2012, 09:25

Saw this on the news yesterday

Huge 335kg bluefin tuna is somefin special | The Sun |News

That's whole lot of tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

**BrilloPad** · 7 March 2012, 09:31

Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Saw this on the news yesterday

Huge 335kg bluefin tuna is somefin special | The Sun |News

That's whole lot of tuna and cucumber sandwiches.

The tought of whale sandwiches makes me want to blubber

How do you dispose of a 30 tonne whale?