If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?
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What religion do Daleks practice?
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Originally posted by wendigo100If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?
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10. Exterminate"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Don't be silly
People require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.Why not?Comment
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Originally posted by DundeegeorgePeople require religions because they have no facts of their genesis.
The Daleks know who built them and therefore need no religion.Comment
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Yeah but that's offspring for you, isn't it
Originally posted by DavrosAnd look at the thanks I got for it. Ungrateful gits.
And do they write, do they call, would it kill them to speak to you on father's day, a card for Christmas maybe, a 'phone call on your birthday?
Tchah, bloody kids, don't get me started!Why not?Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100If they've got a religion I bet it's a real barstard one. I wonder what their ten commandments are?Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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Originally posted by bonkers2244I think daleks religion is dalikarieon, and the worship there god/empior dalek at this battered old sock shop on sakro!
Daleks are made out of dalekanium its virtully indistructable, unless the fart but thats another story! Go sheep gangComment
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Originally posted by bonkers2244Daleks bottoms are made of Dalekanium, its virtully indistructable, well unless they fart but thats another story...Comment
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Aren't there horrible little runty pople inside? I thought their afterlife was just getting out of the tin can.bloggoth
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