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'Give us your garlic bread or I'll break your legs'
'Give us your garlic bread or I'll break your legs'
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What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Fox mugs 15st mug."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
How long is it before the police shoot someone carrying a water pistol by mistake?"If a fox is jumping at your shopping bag you need to shout at it and chase it off, not just give it the food. The best thing to use is a water pistol."While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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How many peopl carry water pistols!Originally posted by doodab View Post
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well, if we start encouraging them as a means of dealing with urban fox assault, the numbers will rise.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow many peopl carry water pistols!While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I remember a few years ago the ex-wife saying there was a róka (fox) in the front garden. I went to look and there was this brown, manky thing staggering around in circles snarling and growling at me with weird eyes and frothing at the mouth.
So I turned to the fox and said "See what I've got to put up with?".If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Exactly! Far too risky. I make do with a table leg.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow many peopl carry water pistols!Comment
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