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If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?

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    If you were going to top yourself, what would be your preferred modus operandi?

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    Pills and booze FTW.
    33.33%
    8
    Under a train - cause maximum disruption.
    4.17%
    1
    Hang from stairwell - naked from the waist down
    0.00%
    0
    Sharp knife to jugular - the halal way
    0.00%
    0
    Jump from a building - wearing superman costume..
    20.83%
    5
    AndyW's mum sitting on my face.
    41.67%
    10

    #2
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
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    Mountain of coke and room full of sluts to whom the game of snooker is but one of two colours...

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      #3
      Shagging Kylie - as I get the vinegar strokes an elephant crushes my arse.

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        #4
        Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.

          At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            My brother nearly did it from Beachy Head. One of my friends from Uni was found by his mum hung and I know a train driver who had to give up work having run over 2 people and not being able to do anything about it.

            Apart from that being shagged to death by Kylie would be in my ideal.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
              I reckon take an overdose, slash your wrists, set yourself on fire, then leap off a tall building above some railway lines just before a train comes.

              At least that way nobody could accuse you of only doing it as a cry for help.
              Proper funny, and If I hadn't spent all my rep down marking the fat lad, this would have been marked up.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Not that I've seriously considered suicide but a leap from a tall building? What a rush
                Do it with a parachute?

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                  #9
                  I'd try and fight insurgents in Afghanistan with Zoiderman in command.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    This thread makes me feel glum

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