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Yesterday's collective madness

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    Yesterday's collective madness

    I think I can speak for all of us when I express my shock at yesterday's appalling behaviour, which resulted in three well deserved bannings.

    I reflected on the possible causes and after watching Being Human, I wondered if the Full Moon might be to blame. Now, the Full Moon was a few days ago, but that train of thought brought me to the realisation: they have been spending so much time together on CUK that they are experiencing menstrual synchronisation.

    After yesterday's ladybags, they are cuddled up together weepily in their jimjams on a Bridgewater sofa, a hot water bottle each, a Friends box set at the ready and a bottle of lambrini in the fridge for later. Happy days.

    #2
    Who was banned yesterday? I know about shaun (the sheep) but the others?

    You wander away for a few hours and all hell breaks loss.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      Who was banned yesterday? I know about shaun (the sheep) but the others?

      You wander away for a few hours and all hell breaks loss.
      Z-man and churchy.

      Bratwurst gate.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Z-man and churchy.

        Bratwurst gate.

        That explains it a thread I have had zero interest in.

        Turning Perm has done Churchy no favours.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          That explains it a thread I have had zero interest in.

          Turning Perm has done Churchy no favours.
          That was a typo. He was actually getting a perm.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
            That was a typo. He was actually getting a perm.
            Aha so churchy returned to the 1970's with a Kevin Keegan perm and the latent sexism and racism of that decade.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              #7
              Originally posted by eek View Post
              Aha so churchy returned to the 1970's with a Kevin Keegan perm and the latent sexism and racism of that decade.
              Whoever bought him the Ashes to Ashes boxset has a lot to answer for. Now fire up the Quattro!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Can someone do a SOAP style synopsis, I'm terribly busy.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                  Can someone do a SOAP style synopsis, I'm terribly busy.
                  Racism. Accusations of racism. Ladybags. Hissy fit from mods.

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                    #10
                    Churchy used an outdated term to describe a shop run by a southern asian gent. (Actually it's been used a few times on this board lately - not progress IMO).
                    k2p2 made a light remark about being back in the 80s.
                    Churchy kicked off.
                    Zoiderman and Shaunbhoy dived in.
                    Bans all round.
                    Brillopad still staunchly defending Churchy. Quite sweet really.

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