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Alien spacecraft off the edge of Mercury.
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:Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Obviously it isnt claoked or the cloaking system has broken down (croaked , or the cloaking system doesnt work when confronted by a telescope used by a spotty geek from a civilisation that is 100 million years behind its ownLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone -
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Had a contract ten years back writing software to process satellite images. They had various imperfections due to dust on the lenses, some non functioning pixels and some with less gain and sometimes the thing would reset and cause missing bands. Some problems were sorted by the calibration, some weren't.
We provided the serious customers with unaltered images but for other purposes the images were auto corrected, gaps filled in by extrapolation from surrounding areas or using other colour bands. I was sorely tempted to stick in a few pictures so they would discover 300ft giant spiders in the Gobi desert.Last edited by xoggoth; 14 March 2012, 13:56.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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It's Zeity's relatives for their annual visit.
Nice of him to warn us of a potential invasion.Comment
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The Daily Wail is calling it the Death Star
Mysterious planet-sized 'Death Star' captured on video as it 'refuels' at the surface of the sun | Mail Onlinemerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostThe Daily Wail is calling it the Death Star
Mysterious planet-sized 'Death Star' captured on video as it 'refuels' at the surface of the sun | Mail OnlineComment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThey must have a fuel scoop.
That taught me three of life's lessons.Comment
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