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I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

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    I bumped into an ex-girlfriend today....

    ...guess what one of her first questions was?

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    ...guess what one of her first questions was?
    Have you met your son!!!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      ...guess what one of her first questions was?
      Why are you touching me and who are you?
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        No.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          ...guess what one of her first questions was?
          Have you put on weight?

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            #6
            Originally posted by ZuiderZee View Post
            Have you put on weight?
            Well, that was one of her questions, granted, and I explained it was down to CO2, but that's not the one.

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              #7
              Did the rash clear up OK?

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                #8
                Are you looking for a good time, I'll give you the old price?
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Are you still gay ?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    ...guess what one of her first questions was?
                    It's steak and BJ day, have you got a date?
                    I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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