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How do you tip a barmaid ?

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    How do you tip a barmaid ?

    Where I come from, you give them too much dosh, then say 'take your own love' or 'thats all right love'

    and then you fook off.

    In this god-forsaken, hell-hole, back-of-the@rse-end-of-nowhere, lack-of-culture place they call Manchester
    the dumb birds follow you back to the table saying 'coo eee, you forgot your change'

    so how is one supposed to communicate with these people ?




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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Where I come from, you give them too much dosh, then say 'take your own love' or 'thats all right love'

    and then you fook off.

    In this god-forsaken, hell-hole, back-of-the@rse-end-of-nowhere, lack-of-culture place they call Manchester
    the dumb birds follow you back to the table saying 'coo eee, you forgot your change'

    so how is one supposed to communicate with these people ?




    That approach works for me, maybe they just think you are poor and need the money more than they do
    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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      #3
      Depends on how stacked she is.

      She'll fall over easily then

      Sorry couldn't resist.
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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        #4
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Depends on how stacked she is.

        She'll fall over easily then

        Sorry couldn't resist.
        heh heh........nor

        if you could see how much im laughing.

        top bird



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          #5
          I believe that in Manchester, as in everywhere else in the country outside of Merseyside waiters & waitresses are expected to keep a very close eye on any encumbant scousers just in case they steal the ashtrays & anything else that isn't nailed down.

          hth

          MF
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I believe that in Manchester, as in everywhere else in the country outside of Merseyside waiters & waitresses are expected to keep a very close eye on any encumbant scousers just in case they steal the ashtrays & anything else that isn't nailed down.

            hth

            MF
            oi. snot rocket. shut it
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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              oi. snot rocket. shut it
              Do you want a hanky???
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Do you want a hanky???
                not nearly as much as you'll need a bandage
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  not nearly as much as you'll need a bandage
                  Yeah! Come on then! Newport.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Yeah! Come on then! Newport.
                    It's a sad day.


                    last night was good here though
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